If you’re ever feeling down remember Christopher Palu exists.
are you fucking kidding me
apparently america is not ready
give us a gay princess anyway
not just a gay princess, a gay everything, give us a film where everything is gay.
You know what they need to do? They need to pull a Li-Shang with everyone
Have the main character be androgynous and have the audience assume it’s a female and use gender neutral pronouns the whole time
Have the prince come to ‘her’ rescue and they fall in love
Here’s the kicker the prince knows that the main character is a guy, everyone in the movie does except the audience
And in the last scene they get married and they’re both wearing tuxes and it’s just like “presenting King __ and King __” and everyone in the movie is cool with it like wgaf
So basically make all these homophobes ship the thing and then the last scene be like GUESS WHAT IT’S GAY
THIS. MUST. HAPPEN.
Let’s do this. Now. Let’s go.
THESE OLYMPICS ARE ALREADY MY FAV CUZ EVERYONES THROWING SO MUCH SHADE AT RUSSIA LIKE FIRST WE HAVE GOOGLE, THE US SENDING ALL THEIR GAY DELEGATES, EVEN FUCKING GREECE’S GLOVES
well if putin has a rage quit because of all that everybody’s gonna die
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
still better than every other song