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Waiting an hour for my pizza to get here …

*hears a car pass by* that better be my pizza.

*hears a diesel pass by* that better be my pizza.

*hears a helicopter pass by* that better be my fucking pizza.

Here mom, have some drools.

Here mom, have some drools.

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

(Source: theworldofcinema, via smoakandswan)

captain-tear-jerker:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

R

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dylanolinski:

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larrystylinson-stuff:

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gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

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notapaladin:

mistressofpie:

A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

Someone give me this cartoon series.

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lets-raise-alittle-hell:

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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oh my GOD

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Genderbent Version of the clip from Disney’s “Frozen” – ‘Let it go’

whatisen:

Genderbent Version of the clip from Disney’s “Frozen” – ‘Let it go’

Published on Jun 29, 2014

This clip is a genderbent version of the clip from Disney’s “Frozen“, where Elsa’s sings “Let it go”. This is what it would look like if Elsa were King. Thanks a lot to Nate Smith for the awesome rock cover of Let It Go and juliajm15 and dorodraws for the wonderful male Elsa character designs.

Enjoy! :)…

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I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD

I’M DYING

It’s back!

omg. i can’t not reblog this. #dead

CRYING HERE!

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rosannapansino:

Captain America Ice Cream Sandwiches - Video [ LINK ]

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animationtidbits:

Duet - Glen Keane

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cdiamondeyes:

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

THIS!!!🙌

(Source: youtube.com, via zoeofidaho)

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

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"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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I was re-watching the last episode of Arrow (Season2) and …

I was seriously wondering when Sara was leaving with the League of Shadows and saying bye to Loral and her father …. why in God’s name would they take a boat of all things?

Is the League on such a tight budget that they couldn’t take, oh I don’t know, an aiRPLANE?!

You’d think she’d stay away from boats considering her history of being sucked off of them.

But no.

She leaves on the boat.

Motherfucker.


But then again … it’s not like anyone actually stays dead on that show.